That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth... A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop Add as a preferredsource on Google From LOLdogexpert Tags abraham lincoln answer double meaning guilty Hall of Fame homophones in lincoln literalism president question Like Show Comments Hide Comments